*doorbell sound*
Hello.
My name is Elder Dean.
And I would like to share with you the most amazing show.
*doorbell sound*
Hello.
I think you’ll find it neat.
It’s a show about America a long long time ago.
*doorbell sound*
It has
So many awesome parts.
You simply won’t believe how much this show can change your life.
*doorbell*
Hello.
It’s Elder Dean again.
I would like to share with you this show of Jesus Christ.
Hello!
In March 2015,
Did you know that this show is coming here to Calgary?
You can read all about it now (Hello)
On this nifty page it’s free! No you don’t have to pay (to visit the page)
(Official Broadway page for the Book of Mormon)
(Hello)
Hello!
It’s a little pricey I know,
But can I leave that link with you for you to just peruse?
(Hello)
Hello! Helllooooo!
I’ll just leave it there.
It’s really entertaining from your head down to your shoes.
Hello! Hi!
My name is (Jesus Christ!)
You have a lovely city (Hello)
For an amazing show!
Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao!
Mi llamo Elder Dean!
Are these your kids?
This show gives you the secret to eternal life (sound good?)
Eternal life (with Jesus Christ!)
Is super fun (Hello, ding dong!)
And if you save a seat we’ll show you how it can be done!
No thanks? You sure?
Oh well. That’s fine.
Goodbye (have fun in Hell!)
Hey now!
You simply won’t believe how much this show will change your life!
This show will change your life, your life
This show will change your life!!
*bzzzzzzzzzz*
Hello would you like to be offended by the creators of South Park?! It contains swears and everything offensive!
NO NO ELDER CUNNINGHAM THAT’S NOT HOW WE DO IT! You’re making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!
Hello (Hello!)
My name is (Elder Cunningham!)
And we would like to share with you this show of Jesus Christ!
Hello, hello, ding dong!
Hi ho, go watch this show!
It’s fun for you from me you see!
You simply won’t believe
How much this show will change your life (Helloooooo)
Your life, your life
So you won’t burn in
HEEEEEHEELLLLOOOOOOOO!
Hello! Hello!
You’re gonna die someday
But if you watch the show you’ll see that there’s another way!
To spend eternity, with friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that
This show will change your life (Helloooooo)
This show will change your life
This show will change your life
This show will change your life!
The Book of Mooooorrrmonnnnnnn
(Mooooorrrmonnnnnn)
Hello!!!
Hope you guys enjoyed the announcement of The Book of Mormon coming here to Calgary! Tickets are selling fast so go check on the official Broadway page I’ve linked so that you can save a seat. The show runs from March 31st to April 5th at the Southern Jubilee auditorium. Also, make sure you check out more material from the Book of Mormon along with the video I’ve linked to the beginning of the post. The full soundtrack is on Youtube so if you want a taste of this amazing show, go check it out! Make sure you save a seat! You won’t burn in Hell if you do!
